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there are 2 guys. the first guy washes his car once a month. one time when his car got dirtier than usual, he washed it within a week, and the week after.. and did that for 3 weeks in a row... he thinks to himself ''wow i washed my car once a week, dats quite often!''.
2nd guy. he lovessss his car so much he washes it every alternate days. but den he got quite busy so he skipped a few days and that week, his car was washed only once... he thinks to himself ''wow i washed my car once this week, dats quite seldom!''.
both guys washed their car once a week but one thinks it's often, the other on the contrary...so which of these 2 are you?

or are you the fella who takes the chance to wash whenever there's water!
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